My girlfriend’s variety of music is as good as mine. Not gonna lie. Gotta love her.

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  • Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
  • Teacher: What for?
  • Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
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    Noah & the Whale - Paradise (Coldplay Cover)

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    My girlfriend couldn’t call out Michael Jordan on a poster if her life depended on it.

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